It's been a while since I've posted here. Busy life and booming business are the culprits. But sometimes life catches up to you and smacks you in the face. This is the story of one of those times.
When the dominant partner is facing a health issue, sometimes the submissive has to assume the Dominant role.
Sir's blood pressure has been minimally elevated for several months. In an effort to avoid medication, we have been (with the doctor's blessing) using diet and exercise to keep it under control. In addition, Sir is supposed to have been taking his blood pressure on a regular basis.
One thing I learned very early in our relationship is to back off and not nag - especially about health issues. While I don't nag, I definitely check in - occasionally. But I'm also very observant. I was an EMT, later a paramedic, and even later a physician's assistant. One thing you learn is how to hear what isn't said.
I'd noticed that Sir was complaining of being tired, even after sleeping for sometimes 14 hours out of 24. "It's just pressure at work." Yes, he's been working 55-hour weeks in divided shifts, so he hasn't been getting eight straight hours sleep. Even so, I've been making sure he gets plenty of sleep on the weekends. Not the most ideal situation, but he said he was fine. Still, the caution flag was flying.
He's also put on some weight, but he's also insisted it's from grabbing fast food on the run. I put my foot down and insisted that he take food from home. Even leftovers are better than most fast food and take-out. The caution flag was still flying, but I was now being even more observant.
And he was snoring worse than usual, which was driving me to distraction. "It's just pollen and allergies," he said. The caution flag was flying until I actually stayed awake and listened to his snoring. This wasn't just the regular type snoring. No, this was stridorous. Harsh, deep, choppy, and there were periods of full-on apnea. Now the red flags were flying, and I was turning into a nag. He wasn't happy.
You guessed it. I went on the warpath. I tried everything to get him to the doctor. No luck. Men are notorious for avoidance when it comes to dealing with health issues. It's one of the things that we were taught in paramedic training and definitely in med school. Women may be stoic, but men are tight-lipped, and machismo is the name of the game.
And then I pulled the logs from the wrist and arm BP cuffs. His blood pressure had been steadily increasing. Even in the face of everything we had been doing - or I THOUGHT we had been doing - to get it down.
Long story short...
On Wednesday, I cornered him and took his blood pressure myself from the wrist and upper arm. As I watched the readouts, I noticed that the pulse monitor was irregularly irregular - alarmingly so - and the pulse rate recorded was in the mid-50s. His resting rate is in the mid-60s. I took out the stethoscope and listened to his heart for a full 60 seconds. And the rhythm was all over the place. I took his BP manually and it was definitely elevated 155/93.
The red flags were flying high and hard, and I was not taking no for an answer. But he didn't know that - yet.
Thursday morning: While he was still asleep, I took his pulse. Rhythm still very irregular. Woke him up at the regular time, let him get his eyes open, and then brought the wrath of Saya on his head. He was going to meet me at the doc's office or I was going to drag him out of his office by his ear in front of his coworkers.
Mistress Saya was in the house.
Doc diagnosed possible sleep apnea, hypertension, cardiac arrhythmia, and ordered up a battery of tests. And even then, Sir tried to minimize.
Mistress Saya (quietly) flipped her shit in front of Sir and the doc (who is someone I worked with back in the day). And Doc looked Sir right in the eye. "She's tough. Listen to her. She probably just saved your life."
Switch the scene to after work last night. Sir was still trying to do the "I'm impervious to everything and stronger than steel" act. Oh, so not working, because when her Dom is in distress, God and all his angels had better not get in Mistress Saya's way. My exact words:
"Now hear this: From here on, we are doing this MY way. Your body is trying to tell you something, and I seem to be the only one listening. You're gonna sit up and take notice. SA is dangerous. And Mr. Macho, you are NOT going to have a heart attack or stroke on MY watch. Suck it up, buttercup."
Yes, Mistress Saya is in the house. And she knows how to throw a whip.
Roses & Chains
Friday, October 6, 2017
Tuesday, June 7, 2016
A LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS
In the US,
there is no such thing as justice and no such thing as 'innocent until proven
guilty'. If you become caught up in the legal system in this country, it will
chew you up and spit you out unless you
are rich enough to afford the right lawyers.
Then there's
the good ole frat boys network. Let’s take a look at the Stanford rape case.
Did you know
that the judge in the case, Aaron Persky, attended Stanford as an undergrad? Did you also know that he was captain
of Stanford’s lacrosse team? By now, you know that the rapist, Brock Allen Turner,
was a champion swimmer who had been vigorously courted by Stanford while in
high school and was a scholarship student at Stanford when he raped Emily Doe. Mix in the
fact that the rapist’s rich daddy, Daniel A. Turner, is a blatant enabler (see highlighted passages in link) and rich enough to hire only the very best sharks and bottom feeders
lawyers, it becomes pretty clear that Emily Doe didn't stand a chance. Her
attacker was bound to get off with a slap on the wrist, and she would be figuratively raped
again by the legal system that should have given her the justice to which she
was entitled and adequate punishment to her rapist.
And that’s
exactly what happened. She was verbally raped on the stand by the pond scum
lawyers hired to defend her rapist who, when found unanimously guilty by a jury
of his peers on all charges, received a sentence that amounted to a mere slap on
the wrist. She was further abused by the rapist’s male progenitor, Daniel
Turner, when the rape perpetrated by his offspring was referred to as “20
minutes of action” on page 3 of Turner’s letter to the court requesting leniency for the
monster he raised and unleashed on society.
But, guess
what... There is a bright, shining light in this hellish morass, a light of
hope that shines for all those who have suffered the devastation of rape or sexual
assault of any degree. That light shines in the incredibly moving, heart and
gut wrenching, soul-searing, awe-inspiring, brave words written by Emily Doe in her victim impact statement to the
court. While it is extremely hard to read and may be a trigger for some, her letter is one that should be read by mothers to their sons and
fathers to their daughters. Emily Doe's eloquence has struck an incredible blow
in the war against the rape culture that permeates our society. Her words have
also shined a harsh light on a broken, misbegotten system that puts the victims
on trial and, for all intents and purposes, rapes them again in a court of law.
Emily Doe has
chosen to remain anonymous, and society should respect her wishes so that she is able to move on from this as best she can. May the light of her words shine as
the beacon of hope she wanted them to be.
"Lighthouses don't go running all over an island looking for boats to save; they just stand there shining." Emily Doe, 2016
Saturday, February 8, 2014
Subdrop and Domdrop - Very Real Phenomena
DISCLAIMER: Before you read further understand that this is in no way medical advice on any level. It's based on 11+ years experience in the lifestyle, my medical training, and anecdotal information collected from friends in the lifestyle. If things aren't getting back to what you feel is "normal" in what you feel is a reasonable amount of time, or you are having feelings that you find alarming, physical or mental - GET YOURSELF TO YOUR DOCTOR.
The scene is over. You both
had an incredible time. Aftercare left you both feeling all warm and fuzzy
(among other things <g>). It’s now hours/days later and you begin to
realize you are feeling to a degree some or all of the following: emotional, tearful, overwhelmed, unmotivated,
confused, irritable, snippy, bitchy, tired, all in all just downright lousy. Worse,
you can’t understand why you are feeling this way.
Hello, kinky friends. You
have now come face to face with Dom/Topdrop and subdrop.
Let’s go back for a moment
to that incredible scene you both enjoyed. There were some very real physical
things happening during that time. The glandular systems in both of your bodies
were working hard in response to a lot of stimuli and those glands were
flooding your body with chemicals
and hormones that made you feel amazing (and that is probably an
understatement).
·
Oxytocin - often
called the “love hormone”
· Dopamine - a neurotransmitter that helps the brain sort out and process incoming stimuli
· Serotonin - another neurotransmitter linked to feelings of happiness and well-being
· Norepinephrine and epinephrine - hormones linked to the fight-or-flight response. Note: epinephrine is also called adrenalin
· And last, but certainly not least, endorphins - the body’s natural opiates
· Dopamine - a neurotransmitter that helps the brain sort out and process incoming stimuli
· Serotonin - another neurotransmitter linked to feelings of happiness and well-being
· Norepinephrine and epinephrine - hormones linked to the fight-or-flight response. Note: epinephrine is also called adrenalin
· And last, but certainly not least, endorphins - the body’s natural opiates
All of these
chemicals/hormones combine to create one hell of an amazing, all-natural
cocktail that will give you a high unlike anything you have ever experienced. But
as with any chemical high, you have to come down and sometimes you just feel a
little punky and in rare instances
you “crash and burn”, “augur in”, “hit the wall”. Call it what you will, but in
any degree, slight or extreme, it is NOT fun.
You’ve felt this before to
some extent. You come home from an amazing vacation and remark to friends and
family that you need a vacation from your vacation. You get off the roller
coaster and a little while later you feel like you really just need to sit down
and take a nap. The wedding went off without a hitch and at some point in the
honeymoon you feel like you made a huge mistake. You’re holding your brand new
baby in your arms and can’t understand why you’re feeling emotionally strung
out. Yes, these are all forms of “drop”. The medical term is “depression”.
And folks, make no mistake,
this depression is very, very real. Do NOT ignore it and put it off to being
“emo”. Do NOT sit there and tell yourself you’re being silly, needy, it’s not
really happening, etc. If you’re running a fever, bleeding from a cut, in pain
because you worked out too hard, you don’t tell yourself it’s all in your head,
do you? Probably not. Well, the emotional drop described above is literally in
your head, but there is a very real physical reason for it. Your brain
chemicals are a little messed up. Just as you would not ignore physical
symptoms of something wrong, you cannot ignore emotional signals that something
isn’t quite right.
And I’ll bet that you’re
probably saying to yourself or have said to yourself at some point that you
sure don’t want to go through THAT again. After all, who wants to feel like a
basket case?
You aren’t going to avoid
vacations, amusement parks and those crazy rides, weddings, parties, happy
occasions, and any other opportunities to enjoy yourself to the max, right?
So, what can you do to
minimize and possibly even avoid the drop that can occur after even light
scening?
One of the most important things is to prepare for the scene. In addition to planning, both of you need to eat a good meal high in protein and complex carbs BEFORE you scene. Then:
1. Keep
hydrated during the scene. In fact, electrolyte drinks should become your new
best friends when you are scening. Electrolyte imbalance is one of the
contributors to drop.
2. Both
of you need to come down slowly. Doms/Tops, that sub is going to take a little
while to come back to earth and you need to remember and ACKNOWLEDGE that you
need a while to come back down, too. Touching and cuddling are very important
after a scene. Also, Doms, keep your sub warm. While there is no specific evidence to substantiate this, I know if I get chilled, the shivers will bring me out in a very not-so-fun way. Other subs have told me that's not unusual.
3. During
immediate aftercare, you both need to keep hydrated. Remember that your body is now going to flush out all
those wonderful chemicals and it needs the fluids to do just that.
4. CHOCOLATE.
Yes, I said chocolate. Milk or dark, both are good, but I and many of my
friends have found that dark chocolate works best. During immediate aftercare,
eat chocolate, about the equivalent of one regular size Hershey bar. Why? Because
chocolate contains a chemical that is nature’s antidepressant, phenylethylamine
or PEA. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, happy and loving. In fact, keep
some of those little single bite chocolate candies around. We keep M&Ms,
Hershey bites, and my personal fave, Dove chocolate bites around. Allergic to chocolate or can't stand to eat it? Here is some information on alternatives:
http://www.readersdigest.ca/food/diet-nutrition/4-natural-antidepressants
Here’s the catch. You knew
there was a catch, didn’t you? Isn’t that always the case?
Drop is sneaky. You cannot
predict that it will happen. You cannot assume that just because it’s days
later and you haven’t dropped you’ve escaped the bullet. This is where knowing
yourself and how you function emotionally becomes important.
In addition to making sure
you eat right, exercise, and get plenty of rest:
You both live together: Understand that drop can and probably
will happen. If you’re feeling out of the ordinary, do NOT keep it to yourself.
You’ll probably feel like you need more cuddling than usual – well then,
cuddle. And don’t forget those chocolate bites.
You don’t live together but
play together pretty regularly:
Keep in touch. Talk, text, Skype, whatever. Reassure each other that
what you’re feeling is perfectly normal. And don’t forget those chocolate
bites.
Casual play partners: Here’s where your kinky friends can
help. We’ve all been there, done that, got the tee shirt and the DVD. Keep in
touch with your friends in the community. Pamper yourself. Read that sappy
romance novel. Have a pajama day. Allow yourself to veg out. And don’t forget
those chocolate bites.
Bottom line: Don’t play the hero. Drop is very, very
real.
And you Doms/Tops out there
- yes, I’m talking to you, oh Domly ones. Remember that you are human beings
with the same physiology as your subs/bottoms. You can deny it all you want,
but you know you felt pretty damn good during that scene. The reason you felt
that way is the same reason your sub felt amazing. Take care of yourself the
same way you would care for your sub.
And you subs out there –
just as I stated above, your Doms have the same physiology. Care for your Dom
just as they care for you.
We stress that communication
is essential in the lifestyle. Communicate!
There’s a lot of information
out there about drop. It goes by names like subdrop, Domdrop, bottom drop.
Fetlife has reams of information about it and, Google and Bing won’t let you
down. You have trusted friends in the community – either online or in real
life. Pick their brains. The more you know, the better you can deal with this
nasty little byproduct of fun.
And don’t forget those
chocolate bites.
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Thursday, January 16, 2014
The "Myth" of Femdom
When I say the words “female
Dominant” to you, what is the first thought that comes into your mind?
1. Do
you have a mental picture of a woman dressed in leather, wielding a whip,
standing with her foot encased in CFM thigh-high boots on the throat of the
naked man (or woman) lying at her feet?
Or…
2. Do
you have a mental picture of a woman who dresses no different than any other
walking down the street with a man (or woman) who is very clearly her partner
but may be walking a step or two behind her, who (among other things) opens a door for her and
allows her to precede him?
Or…
3. Do
you have a mental picture of a couple unmistakably devoted to one another and
it is clear that the female in this dynamic is the one “in charge”?
Or…
4. Do
you have a mental picture of no particular couple you pass on the street and
wouldn’t give a second glance to because there is really nothing out of the truly
ordinary about them?
These are just four scenarios put forth for your consideration. Guess what? In each one, there is a
little bit of myth and a little bit of truth with one common bottom line – The
woman is the Dominant partner.
And guess what else? All four dynamics describe D/s (Dominant/submissive), M/s (Master/slave), T/b
(Top/bottom) dynamics of couples who happen to be friends of mine and all of whom just
happen to be long-time members of the BDSM Community.
Now, for the 100 billion
dollar question. Are you ready? Can you guess which is which? I’ll bet you
thought #1 was the M/s couple, #2 the D/s couple, #3 the T/b couple, and #4
vanilla as vanilla could ever be. Well, surprise (or maybe not) – you are
W.R.O.N.G.
Moral of the story:
Appearances really are deceiving. So are preconceptions and assumptions.
And, just so we cover a lot
of other bases – Femdom porn is bullshit.
So why am I writing about
the “myth” of the Femdom, or put much more accurately, the “myth” of the female
Dominant? I’ll give you the short version…
Last night, in a group I
thoroughly enjoy on Facebook, a friend asked the question, “What is the
difference between a Femdom and a female Dominant?” The discussion got very
interesting with some very thoughtful, insightful comments…until…(and you just
knew that was coming, didn’t you)…
Until one of the respondents
- who just happened to be male - but I assure you, his gender had nothing to do
with my disquiet - said some things that struck an extremely raw nerve with me.
Among his assertions: a) the
femdom gets off on humiliation and ball busting men. (WTF?! Oh, no, he did.
NOT. Just say that!!), and b) to justify assertion (a) after the BS flag was
thrown by me and others in the thread - if one inquired within the BDSM
Community about what a Femdom is…wait for it…99% of the Community would agree with his humiliation/ball busting
description.
Oh, and said individual has
35 years experience in the Community, has written a book, is the pre-eminent
authority on all things BDSM, and his way is the only way because he says so.
(In the interest of accuracy and full disclosure – He has written a book. I
can’t vouch for the rest of the information.)
Cue the sound of a bomb
exploding. Yes, folks, that missile trail you saw in the sky last night was my
head exploding as it rocketed into outer space.
Enter from stage wherever
they happened to be at the time the members of The-You-Had-Better-Believe-That-Is-BULLSHIT
Squad followed by the There-Is-No-Such-Thing-As-One-Twue-Way-In-BDSM Army.
Tymber Dalton, a very well-known author of BDSM fiction (among many other works, The Reluctant Dom - held as nearly iconic within the Community) and who LIVES the lifestyle, continues to
spread the word about the “True Rules of BDSM”, quoted here with her
permission:
Safety Note: By
"rules" I'm not talking safety issues (bio-hazard precautions for
needle play, safety issues for fire/wax play, strangulation/drop hazards for
suspension play, no handcuffs for suspension, where/how to use implements as
not to cause serious injury, etc.).
Rule One: Everyone
involved in the play MUST be a CONSENTING adult. If their consent withdraws
during play, play STOPS.
Rule Two: No one
must be HARMED (physically, emotionally, sexually, mentally) by the play. (Hurt
and harmed are two different things. They might WANT to be hurt. Harmed is
lasting damage beyond the play.)
Rule
Three: Everyone must either be having fun and/or getting what they need from
the play.
Simple, direct, to the
point, and accurate. (And I agree wholeheartedly and very enthusiastically.)
So, back on track here. Why
is the depiction/assumption that female Dominants always humiliate men and bust
their balls such a hot-button issue with me?
Well, the short answer is – because
it’s total screaming, flaming, idiotic bullshit.
So, here’s the straight
scoop, the truth, the real thing, the honest, no-bullshit answer to the
question.
Female Dominants aka
Femdoms/Dommes/Mistresses – call them by whatever label you like - are NO
DIFFERENT than male Dominants, and a Femdom is nothing more than a DOMINANT
within a relationship dynamic who just happens to be FEMALE.
Female + Dominant = Femdom
It’s that simple, that
direct, to the point, and just that accurate.
Whatever dynamic you see in
a relationship dynamic in which the dominant partner is female is whatever the
participants in the dynamic have agreed upon between themselves. Same as when
the male is the dominant partner in a relationship dynamic.
How do I know this to be
accurate?
I LIVE the D/s life.
However, while I classify myself as a submissive within the lifestyle, I submit
ONLY to Sir Sayanov, kneel ONLY to Sir Sayanov, cleave ONLY to Sir Sayanov,
serve ONLY Sir Sayanov, and with two exceptions (both Masters under whom Sir
Sayanov and I have trained), call only one other Dominant/Master in my life Sir
in any context – Sir Sayanov. In every single other aspect of my life, make no
mistake, I am a Dominant in every sense of the word.
Within the Community, I have
friends who are female Dominants. My absolute BFFL and business partner is a
female Dominant. I have, in - to date - four instances, had a hand in training newly aware
female Dominants. (Another subject for another post.)
This is called Real Life
Experience, knowing and understanding your subject matter by living it. Every
single day.
So, the next time someone
asks you, “What is the difference between a Femdom and a female Dominant?” what
will be the first thing that comes to your mind?
Oh, by the way, remember
those four examples above? Still curious about which is which?
Here’s your answer: The couples are
all of the above – depending on what they happen to be doing at any given
time. The ONLY thing they have in common is that within each dynamic, there is
a female who is the Dominant partner in the relationship.
Sunday, December 1, 2013
Banned by Amazon? Here's an idea...
Your books have been removed
or filtered by Amazon, the largest distributor of books in the world. This
negatively impacts your sales and you are forced to try and figure out how to
comply with their extremely ambiguous terms of service. After all, you are
writing books about adults for adults. You’ve put warnings in your blurbs. You
look at removal patterns, talk to your fellow authors and find, much to your
chagrin, that there is no pattern to use as a template to guide you in your
efforts to comply with these very ambiguous TOS.
Amazon will allow books that
are basically instruction manuals on child abuse (Example: To Train Up A Child by Michael and Debi Pearl), erotic fiction put
out by the Big Six mainstream publishers (Flowers
in the Attic, works by Marquis deSade, 50
Shades of Grey, The Story of O,
to name a few).
Feels like you just can’t
win, right?
Not necessarily.
Think about this:
BANNED BY AMAZON!
TOO HOT FOR AMAZON!
PG-13 AMAZON VERSION.
AUTHOR’S CUT AVAILABLE AT (insert other distributor)
Sound silly?
Sure it does, but guess
what? Does anyone remember the controversy surrounding Catcher in the Rye, Valley of the Dolls, The Satanic Verses? Take a
look at this list:
I distinctly remember the
outcry surrounding Valley of the Dolls
which was a huge contributor to the book’s success. After all, ban a book and
suddenly everyone wants a copy. Look at the phenomenon behind 50 Shades of Grey. “Mommy porn”, “Twilight rip-off”, yep, gotta get a
copy…
Your book has been banned by
Amazon. Wear this as a badge of honor. After all, you are definitely in good
company. But consider this…why not use that as a marketing tool?
If you are a self-published
author writing erotica or erotic romance, at some point, you will encounter the
Amazon banhammer for either your cover, content or both. So, what do you do?
Veteran self-published
authors are changing covers or looking at new designs for their covers so that
they can still be sensual but get past the Amazon censor police. Some authors are
mulling the idea of modifying content of already-published stories and trying
to figure out what keywords will get their books flagged so that they can avoid
these same keywords and still tell the story their characters dictate.
Hollywood may have the right
idea. With movies, there are the theatrical release, the director’s cut, the
unrated version, extended cut, etc. Now, if you’re going to buy a movie, are
you going for the theatrical version, or are you going for the one that has all
or most of the stuff that ended up on the editing room floor? Yep, me too.
So, let’s apply the same
idea to self-published books. The author considers two versions – one for
Amazon and one for other distributors who refuse to censor content because
they, like the author, believe that the characters should tell the story and
not the censor police. When marketing, stress that there are two versions of
the book – the PG-13 version found on Amazon and the Author’s cut/full version/over-18-only
versions available at (insert name of distributors).
Look, romance and erotic
romance are the largest selling genre in the world with the largest reader base
in the world. Each romance reader has friends, book clubs, Facebook pages, you
name it. They already pimp their favorite authors, so this just adds a little
spice to the mix.
Too much trouble, you say?
Not necessarily. If the self-pub industry gets on the bandwagon, this just
might work. Again, the proof is in the history. Look what happens when a book
is banned.
Hmmmm…
In today’s electronic age,
how difficult can it be to flag portions of a manuscript to be removed/modified
to upload to Amazon? After all, some authors are designing two covers and two
different blurbs for their books – one for Amazon (yeah, fruit as a cover for an
erotic romance) and one for other distributors (cover model eye candy – nom!).
Okay, so you don’t want to
mess with two versions of your books. Understandable. So, how about a tag line:
TOO HOT FOR AMAZON. TOO RACY FOR AMAZON. And after your book has been banned by
Amazon: BANNED BY AMAZON. Use big, bold letters or an asterisk in the title
with the notation in tiny print on the back of the cover.
Back in the day, when I was
in high school and Catcher in the Rye was
given as a reading assignment, I’ll never forget the parental insanity that
accompanied it. Yep, you guessed it…what book did everyone in the school
suddenly want to read? Valley of the
Dolls? Yep, even as young as I was at the time (13 or 14) I couldn’t wait
to get my hands on a copy. Story of O?
I remember my BFF kept her copy under her mattress and read it by flashlight. Joy of Sex? I was an adult and still
wouldn’t put that on my bookshelf; it stayed in a locked box, in a drawer in my
nightstand. And my book club talked about that one in whispers. Get the
picture?
If your book is banned by
Amazon, I’ll definitely want to read it and so will a lot of other folks. I
guess we’re either just pervy or proud that we flipped the censors the
“finger”.
Friday, November 22, 2013
Fifty Years Ago Today
It was a sunny Saturday
morning in a little town just outside of Tokyo, Japan. The day was just getting
started. Nothing felt out of the ordinary. That would change very quickly.
Japan is 14 hours ahead of
the east coast of the US, and 15 hours ahead of Dallas, Texas. On Friday, November
22, 1963, at 12:30 p.m. it was 3:30 a.m., Saturday, November 23, 1963.
I was 9 years old.
We were stationed in Japan,
my father was a squadron commander at Tachikawa Air Force Base. He wasn’t at
home; he was at work.
Back then, we didn’t have
American TV. Our only English-speaking media was Far East Network operated by
Armed Forces Radio and Television Service, AFRTS. I turned on my radio at 8:45 a.m. so that I
could listen to my favorite Saturday morning radio show, Big John and Sparky due to air at 9:05. There was some program on, but the newsbreak
was 9 a.m. and lasted for five minutes. I had just enough time to get my bowl
of cereal, sneak it back to my bedroom and eat breakfast while listening to my
show. My mom and brothers were asleep. Perfect.
I was sitting on my bed
listening to the news when the announcer said something about the President
being shot. I really wasn’t paying attention until then. I turned up the radio
and put the cereal bowl on the desk that sat beside my bed.
The more I heard, the more
scared I felt.
The Cuban Missile Crisis had happened 13 months prior. The Cold
War still raged. There was the Pacific to the east and Russia, China and North
and South Korea to the west and southwest. We lived 658 miles from Vladivostok,
USSR. The kids all knew something really
bad was happening back home in America. The rumor mill said Russia was going to bomb the US. Our
fathers were not home. Our moms were extremely cranky, and the school kept having duck and cover drills. The military bases were on extremely high alert. Yes, we
were definitely on edge in a major way. When it was over, the relief was
incredible, even for the children.
Now, 13 months later,
someone had shot the President?? My dad wasn’t home - again - and we were NOT allowed to
call his office – for any reason.
At approximately 9:30 a.m. (6:30
p.m., November 22, 1963, Dallas time) the announcement was made that the
President was dead. I remember calling for my mother to wake up right away,
somebody had killed the President. Where was dad? Was dad okay? Who did this?
Why did it take so long for
us to hear about it? Back then, news
broadcasts and print media – AFRTS and Stars
and Stripes newspaper - to military personnel were heavily censored. (The
movies Good Morning, Vietnam and Full Metal Jacket weren’t far off the
mark.) In addition, because of where we were stationed, the military personnel had
to be in place and ready for anything to protect the bases and civilian
personnel before the word got out to the dependents.
I don’t remember a whole lot
about the rest of the day except that we were not allowed out to play and
neither were any of our friends. The radio stayed on constantly. We did turn on
the TV. This was the day of the first satellite broadcast from the US to Japan.
We cried for the President,
for Jackie, and for Caroline and John-John. We were no strangers to children
losing their dad. It had happened to our friends. Military children learn about
the death of a parent sooner than any child ever should. We were sad that
Caroline and John-John knew about that now, too.
The next days are a blur.
I do remember watching the
funeral.
I remember that it was two
weeks before my dad came home.
I remember the very vivid
realization in my 9-year-old psyche that nothing would ever be the same again.
Monday, October 14, 2013
Amazon and Censorship - The Battle Continues
When all the crap came down
about books being pulled from Amazon and other distributors, I started trying
to figure out what was going on and contacted several of my geek friends. As
near as we can determine the various ebook distributors are using software that
scans uploaded ebooks for various terms that may indicate abusive or offensive
material.
What are these words? No one
knows and no one can get answers. I know this because my geek colleagues and I
have tried to get those answers.
Why can’t we get answers?
Because the sysadmin or a committee will set the parameters for the search
terms and this is based on their terms of service and personal opinions of what
constitutes offensive material.
Subjective much?
What does that mean? It means that any ebook containing
words like “rape”, or phrases that may indicate nonconsent or dubious consent,
or incestuous relationships, bondage, domination, submission, sadism,
masochism, or any number of other words and phrases as determined by nebulous
authorities will be pulled by the computer.
Yes, you read that right –
some nameless, faceless individual guided by extremely ambiguous terms of
service and guidelines, and their personal opinion inputs arbitrary words and
phrases as search criteria, then turns the computer loose to pull ebooks
because they have been determined to be pornography, abusive, offensive or just
something a few zealots have determined is “undesirable”.
Yes, the implication is
correct. Adults are being told
what they can and can’t read, even in the face of the US Constitution and the
US Supreme Court rulings regarding pornography. See the thumbnails of the cases cited here :
Keep in mind, that no one
has an argument with the ruling that adults have the right to restrict what
children will be able to access, but I’m talking about what ADULTS can access
and purchase.
Then there is the issue of interference
with a person’s livelihood since writing is, in fact, a job.
As long as we’re discussing
subjective criteria for undesirable, offensive material, then I’d like an answer
to this question: Why is the Fifty
Shades of Grey Trilogy still for sale?
Amazon is, without
qualification/argument, the largest book distributor in the world. Where goes
Amazon, so go the rest of the lemmings.
So, as an author what can you do?
As a reader, what can you do?
Authors:
Email your Amazon contact
and request SPECIFIC REASONS why they have removed your book(s). Do not settle
for anything less than a very detailed explanation. In many cases, when a human takes a look at the books, they
are reinstated because there was really nothing wrong in the first place. That doesn’t help you with your lost
sales during the period when the book was blocked, but at least it’ll be back up and available for sale.
UK authors: Until your new obscenity laws are
challenged through your courts, you are pretty much SOL, but I would suggest
that you do the same. Email and demand a detailed explanation of why your
book(s) was/were removed/blocked.
Readers:
Now, here is where the real
power lies – money. Our wallets have incredible power. I personally purchase
close to 1000 (one thousand – and you did read that right) books PER YEAR. I
have the receipts to prove it. And
my numbers sometimes don’t even come close to some other folks’ numbers. The
point is, I’m not the only one who buys up in the high hundreds of books per
year. Do the math and then think about that incredible amount of revenue.
Now you understand just
where the power lies, right? So how do we use it?
We sit down and email Amazon
AND we write to Jeff Bezos AND we pick up the phone and call Amazon’s global
headquarters:
Jeffrey Bezos, CEO
Amazon Incorporated
Headquarters
410 Terry Avenue North
Seattle, Washington USA 98109
Phone: +1-206-266-1000
If you call, you want to
speak to the VP in charge of customer relations.
When you write or call, do
NOT get emotional. Talk
money. Tell them how much you
spend on books per year. Tell them
about the other products you order from Amazon. Tell them that you have no
problem with switching over to some other ereader because there are free apps
out there for the other readers available on the market, and there is file
converter software like Calibre that can convert the proprietary files. Make no
bones about the fact that you will go elsewhere to purchase the other products
Amazon sells. Make the point that
Amazon is NOT the only game in town and you will take your business elsewhere.
Not only that, you will encourage your friends on Facebook, Twitter, MySpace and
any other social networking media you use to do the same. And, oh, by the way,
some of those friends out there are probably Amazon stockholders. Jus’ sayin’…
Amazon will act like it
really doesn’t make a difference to them, that they are sorry to see you go
(remember, to them you are just one small fish in a big sea). The thing is, if
enough people protest and boycott, Amazon will get the message and learn the
same lesson just like PayPal did.
Remember: When talking to big corporations, leave
the emotion at the door or in your closet. TALK NUMBERS. This is the only language they speak.
Speaking of numbers…Think
about this: Amazon Prime charges
$79.00/year for membership. Yes, you do get a good bang for your buck. BUT… if 10 Prime members cancel their
membership, that’s lost revenue of $790.00 per year, if 1000 members cancel
that’s $79,000/year. If 100,000
members cancel because they will not sit still for this crap that is 7.9
MILLION per year in lost revenue.
Now, those numbers are not chump change to stockholders. And 100,000
possible dropped Prime memberships is not an impossible number thanks to the
prevalence of various social media out there. Some of us use several social
networking sites.
One last thing, if they tell
you that they are filtering results (which is what they tried to pull with me),
insist that they give you instructions on how to turn off any filters. I’m
still waiting on a reply to that question.
If you don’t act, one
morning you’ll wake up and the zealots, corporations and lazy parents will have
determined what you can and can’t read.
Is that really what you want?
EDITED TO ADD FOLLOW-UP COMMENT: There does seem to be a pattern after all. Attention authors: Watch those titles. Words like CAPTIVE, RAPE, DAUGHTER, DADDY, various animals, TAKEN, etc. will probably get your book flagged. Just remember, be sure to contact the distributor and demand a detailed explanation of why your book(s) was/were taken down.
EDITED TO ADD FOLLOW-UP COMMENT: There does seem to be a pattern after all. Attention authors: Watch those titles. Words like CAPTIVE, RAPE, DAUGHTER, DADDY, various animals, TAKEN, etc. will probably get your book flagged. Just remember, be sure to contact the distributor and demand a detailed explanation of why your book(s) was/were taken down.
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